Thursday, September 27, 2007

Kimkins' Death Throes

It is quite an astonishing thing to witness the fall of an empire, even if that empire is merely one small internet website run by a megalomaniac-slash-pathological liar.

Kimkins is nearing its final days, as is evidenced by the recent rash of reckless behavior. Kimmer / Heidi goes on a bender and posts as WonderWoman, TippyToes commits a federal crime and emails threats to an admin at LCF, SingingLass is blissfully unaware and happy to continue her mole-ish efforts to remain in Kimmer's good graces. tarvos{K} lashes out with power and dominance to control the last (3?) Kimkins members.

Meanwhile, a preponderance of new anti-Kimkins blogs have appeared, each with their own story, their own take on the controversy, their own angle, but all with the same message - Kimkins Needs To Be Shut Down!

The Kimkins forums are a virtual ghost town. Only a few new members poke around, trying to find where the promised fantastic, loving support group is while the fascist dictator admins quell the rebellion.

Old members share as much information as they can, leaving in a blaze of glory with 50 posts all linking to Christin's new video blog entry, which highlights her current health issues related to Kimmer's diet-o'-insanity.

Let us pause here for a moment. Christin, if you read this, we pray for you and keep you in our thoughts. We sincerely hope that the Kimkins diet did not cause any lasting damage and that you will arise from this debacle unscathed and stronger than before.

Let us not forget for one moment that Christin followed the plan AS WRITTEN by Heidi. The diet is not safe, in any form. Don't learn that lesson the hard way!


Each new day brings more information to light. More members fleeing the sanctity of the Kimpire. More pathetic attempts by Heidi to spin the latest revelation. More psychotic postings by Heidi and her admins. More displays of desperation and fear. WonderWoman's drunken rant was almost comical, had it not been so sad. What will today bring?

Will it bring new information about Heidi and her past? Will it bring more stories of innocent people harmed and driven to emergency rooms across the country with health scares from malnutrition? Will it bring federal investigators to her door? Will it bring a court order to LiquidWeb to shut down the site? Will it bring police officers to her apartment, handcuffs at the ready? Perhaps, perhaps not, but if not today, then soon.

Ahh, the end draws nigh. Can you feel it? Can you hear it?


Listen....



That sound..



Silence.


COMMENTS

Mimi said...

KDangers, all I can say is WOW. Excellent, well-written and totally on-target summary of the last days of the evil Kimpire.

As I commented on Ducky's blog, I know it sounds corny but I'm really proud to know you people.

theTRUTH said...

Well crafted post. You have my utmost admiration.

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