Thursday, August 30, 2007

Kimkins Hired Blogger Gone Awry??

UPDATED - Our super detective reader has found the source of this article -

The Original Paid Advertisement


"It's a hired rewrite, an update of the pro-Kimkins "articles" (actually ads) originally written by a Malaysian freelancer screenname Oysture a.k.a. Greg Mathews a.k.a. etc. but I don't have time or energy to google anymore right now."


We've seen Greg Mathews' name repeatedly in relation to Kimkins and his other work is similar, as far as the horrible grammar, obviously english is not his first language and it's possible he's translating with Babelfish.com or something.


Has Kimmer hired bloggers and sock-puppet posters? It's quite possible.

We were recently led to one very umm, unusual advertisement for Kimkins. Have a read and see if this ad makes you want to run right over and shell out your hard earned $60!

(Note the name as well... Tkocomix.. total knock out comics? Sure sounds like it to us!)
Tkocomix Food Products

Many sceptics have got voiced their sentiments that once you acquire off the Kimkins diet, you'll derive all the weight back. Of course, this is possible, as it is with every diet that's out there.

Let's human face it. The greatest Waterloo to dieting is keeping the poundage off. Once we hit our end weight, we observe -- by eating a immense meal; usually composed of all the sorts of nutrient we deprived ourselves while we were on our diets. It will definitely be the same with Kimkins. Thankfully, Kimkins members have got establish that Kimmer, the adult female who developed this astonishing low carb diet, will still be on their helpline after they've reached their end weight, advising them on how to keep their newfound thinness.

Part of the care programme is adding carbs back to your diet in moderation. The diet itself lets the absolute lower limit amount of saccharides to be consumed, to do possible the combustion of carbs that are already stored in your body.

(This next one totally rocks...... lol)

When you're getting near to your desired weight, Kimkins measurements and assists you detect your Calorie and Carb Equilibrium; once the Calorie and Carb Chemical Chemical Equilibrium is figured this out, you'll cognize how many saccharides and further calories you can devour to maintain you at your ideal weight. So you won't be depriving yourself of saccharides forever, but the programme is still there to maintain you on track.

Many Kimkins success narratives will also certify that care is easier with Kimkins because of the newly discovered better nutrient sense and better eating wonts that were actually slowly acquired during the diet.

Amy, who went on the Kimkins diet and lost 54 lbs in 4 months, establish that her full mentality and attack towards nutrient had drastically changed because of Kimkins. When she looks at food, she always automatically inquires herself if she's really hungry, finding that she doesn't dwell to eat as she once did.

That may sound like anorectic behaviour to you, but Amy have actually been eating healthily now that's she's in maintenance. She's been eating regularly, as regularly as she had been while on her diet, and she loves nutrient - so much that she learned how to cook to go on to be on her program while eating delightful nutrient at the same time.

Today, she even hosts an online cookery show on her blog and have recently released her ain e-book of low carb recipes, Eating Low With Amy.

In response to the hubbub over Kimmer's personal identity and whether her Before-and-After images really are of her, most of Kimkins' success narratives will justify that there is only one set of Before-and-After photographs that is of import to them - their own. That's enough to maintain any dieter on the right track.




COMMENTS
Anonymous said...

OMG!

I'm just rolling over here!!!

Kimkins Dangers said...

This is my favorite line from that blog - (laughing again having re-read it this morning)

"once the Calorie and Carb Chemical Chemical Equilibrium is figured this out, you'll cognize how many saccharides and further calories you can devour"

TOO FUNNY!

Denise said...

my favorite part:

"whether her Before-and-After images really are of her, most of Kimkins' success narratives will justify that there is only one set of Before-and-After photographs that is of import to them - their own. That's enough to maintain any dieter on the right track."

That sure is enough for ME to sign up!!!

Anonymous said...

oh god i wonder how on earth the bloggers get paid for writing crap like that ! besides i wrote for kimkins once but for sure i wont write anything like even on four feet.

Amy said...

I don't know who that person is or why they picked me (lucky girl) to feature in this article (they never asked if they could put me in their article but I guess they figured my story was out there). I work as a tech writer so the writing in this article makes me shudder! I actually saw this the other day and I think they've fixed some of the more blatant grammar issues. Geesh!

Laura said...

It seems that both Greg Matthews or Ivanovich Cuxev are listed as authors of the same "artical"

http://www.articlefirm.com/Article/Specialty-of-Kimkins-Diet/51468

http://www.article-articles.info/articledetail.php?artid=39162&catid=87&title=Specialty+of+Kimkins+Diet

OhYeahBabe said...

Hiring people to propagate her lies... and they can't even write!

Encourage people who were members of Kimkins to join the Kimkins lawsuit!

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